Dream world

So, I slept over at a friend's house last night. He tells me that at around 6 AM I started talking in my sleep. He heard me say, at a perfectly ordinary, conversational volume:

If I were the Pirates' general manager, I would play Sanchez at third base.

In my sleep I was able to make a decision that Dave Littlefield failed (miserably, I might add) to make in full consciousness this off-season. The Pirates' upper management is not evil, they are just complete morons. That is the only conclusion I can reach from this.